Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

poonoggin

A family pet (e.g., pit bull) with a mind of its own versus an obedient and well-behaved pet.

King was such a poonoggin on our walk when he went ballistic after spotting that dog across the street! How embarrassing!

by Talulah Belle February 27, 2024

poofouria

That extremely satisfying feeling of pleasure one gets after pooping.

She was in a glowing state of poofouria after dropping a big load in the toilet.

by Kellykism March 8, 2025

Poogoon

When you use the poop that’s inside your ass as a dildo to goon, thrusting it up and down using your muscles.

I crouched down to poogoon.

by furryousgamer January 19, 2026

Poologist

A person with a Ph.D in analyzing other peoples bullshit while remaining completely blind to their own.

She's thinks she knows everything so I call her a poologist of bullshit!

by QweneT to u bitch March 18, 2026

Poodo

When in the morning after houseparty the house is pervaded by the stink of human excrement, and you have to search the whole house to find it and then ascertain who did it and what caused it.

A poo based game of Cluedo.

Found it! I’ve won this round of Poodo, it was Mr Brown, in the bedroom, with the Carolina Reaper curry.

by S_perma May 11, 2025

rolo poohole

Role poohole is amazing keep your poohole close to you.

She is beautiful and kind

Wow she is amazing she's such a rolo poohole

by Molopoohole May 17, 2017