Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.

Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.

by Organ Grinder May 25, 2012

Girls und Panzer

nazi anime

That weeb: Have you watched Girls und Panzer yet?

by FlyingKP February 10, 2023

poner

1. abbrev. pony tail.
see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.

by plaquemouth October 12, 2006

Panzer Division

Adjective;

As in reference to WWII, now refers to overly-obese and extremely obnoxious females with insatiable appetites for men of any type. Like the German tanks that share the same name, spotting one almost always means trouble. More mobile and crafty than a Sherman, a Panzer Division is never seen without alcohol and/or drugs and often wears clothing that no women their size should ever consider buying for sake of the entire world. Best to avoid at all costs.

Oh no, look out, I think that Panzer Division has spotted us and is tromping towards this way! RUN!

or-

We better break this party before that Panzer Division over there sees us.

by C-Chilla July 16, 2008

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018

Panzer

Military tank that is used for many tank driving companies because of how cheap they are.

I can crush a fucking car for with a Panzer for $500, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021