by Pervartistry rocks March 23, 2005
A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.
Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.
by tsport772 November 14, 2010
He stole my money poke!
by M Nusbaum March 15, 2007
v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.
It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.
Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
by Sergee February 18, 2009
When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."
by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006
Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 02, 2011
by yabba dobba da January 02, 2011