Basic description: slang for masturbating
Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
by retarded hobo September 15, 2008
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Get the plumper mug.Chewing/gumming/eating of a standard manual writing instrument such as a pen or a pencil.
A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.
Sometimes italicized when written.
A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.
Sometimes italicized when written.
Ex 1
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?
P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.
P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?
P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.
P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.
Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?
P2: What happened to all of yours?
P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.
P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"
P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?
P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.
P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?
P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.
P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.
Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?
P2: What happened to all of yours?
P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.
P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"
P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
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Get the Plumber's Delight mug.Adjective- a person who has worked very hard to give someone something they don't want but expecting them to be happy because he accomplished something.
The pluperfect football player who made the tie-breaking touchdown angry that his teammates weren't celebrating with him, didn't realize he had gone the wrong way and scored for the other team.
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