lumbered

slanted , fallen

silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom

by vhye March 23, 2022

Plungered

When something sticks to something using suction.

"When my dog sat on my face her butt plungered to my cheek"

by Saraveza408 September 8, 2022

Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries

Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.

by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

Plumbercore

Of or relating to all things plumbing and the habits of plumbers

"Jim is super into plumbercore. I'm pretty sure his dildo is a literal plunger"

by claern April 12, 2023

Slumbered

when someone is/has been sleeping for an unusual amount of time

bro he is slumbered.

by pheonixpa April 28, 2023

Plundered

"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')

Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"

Daughter " 'SON!' "

Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."

Daughter 🥺

4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"

Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."

4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."

4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*

Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023