Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020

Politics

Bullshit that people will kill one another over because that is how you build cohesiveness in a country: Division.

"I don't get into Politics because no politician gives a damn about the general population; only power."

by J3ll0f1ng3r5 January 8, 2021

Politics

The the thing that fuck tards like to argue about

Jim: Joe Biden is a lil nigger lover

Tyrone: Trump is a dumb white cracke

Tim: you two niggers shut the fuck up and let me jerk off. Your shitty politics is getting in my way.

Politics are for idiots

by Ppman3993939393929 February 5, 2021

Politics

People born rich trying to make it hell for people not born rich. Are usually uncharged after commiting a crime ( those crimes generally being rape, coruption, pedophilia, trafficing, drug stuff, etc) the defining feature of a polititian is their unmached levels of hypocracy.

After a 9 minute speach about the corrisive nature of xenophobia the man proceded to shout racial slurs at his political opponents. Politics people

by Death is inevitable anyway March 4, 2021

politics

they're dumb.

"politics are dumb just shut up susan"

by cherrypiecherrypiecherrypie May 7, 2021

Politics

A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.

Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue

by I lost the big game June 2, 2021

Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives

"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"

by gman gaming October 16, 2021