tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

by slant :o July 02, 2022

Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning

Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight

by Groundhogg May 24, 2017

ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.

Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.

by picturer June 30, 2024

Pitched

Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions

Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?

by Jasambina November 23, 2020

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 18, 2022

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023