Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Phone Grenade

VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.

Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”

by Catch63 August 30, 2020

Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.

Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 29, 2018

hellular phone

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops

wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015