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ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobia

Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022
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foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels
aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia
by our wes October 18, 2019
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Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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disconnect-a-phobia

The fear of being disconnected after waiting an excessively long time on-hold or being transferred to a different customer service (etc) agent.
After being placed on hold for over 2 hours, my disconnect-a-phobia became overwhelming.
by Brewmaster Jerry December 7, 2021
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Odoambula Phobia

A fear of autowalks.
Im not going on that! That's an autowalks! I have odoambula Phobia ok.
Alright i'll just walk around it
by Dlguy69420 November 23, 2022
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small ball phobia

The fear of when a guy whips out his large penis but his balls are not big making his area look non proportional causing a extreme trigger and ick.
I pulled down chads pants and my small ball phobia kicked in, I had to leave before I threw up.
by Eurolover6900 July 31, 2023
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wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is a rare and diplomatic phobia/syndrome which occurs in 4 in 50 people. people with this phobia cannot be cured. it causes them to be violent and maybe even commit sooeside and mass killings from the anger they face. if you see the monster wadoom, RUN.
#kyliejennerlip #kim #santaclause #cardib
oh no my wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is flaring up!”
by kkmmzzo July 18, 2023
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