When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”
by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Peytonmug. A very awesome and funny girl
by Eminemstan17 March 7, 2022
Get the Peyton Listmug. The name of a being that separated himself from his original host to terrorize anything he sees. He doesnt go outside often and usually communicates by hacking or texting your household devices. He also works with the bowgarts from my singing monsters and help capture mike ehrmantrauts mind
Man Poopy Peyton is such a menace
Poopy Peyton started screaming racial slurs at the children in child care.
Poopy Peyton started screaming racial slurs at the children in child care.
by edwardleedalfonso September 5, 2022
Get the Poopy Peytonmug. Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.
He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡
by Willow Melody March 9, 2023
Get the Peyton Staffordmug. An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
Get the Peyton Parrishmug. 
by 123456bgff September 16, 2020
Get the peytonmug.