Peacocking

When a lady finds an attractive mate so she breaks her spine so her ass and tits assume to be larger then they really are.

Tiffany: Ashley what the fuck are you doing to your spine?

Ashley: I'm peacocking so he'll thinks my ass and tits look bigger.

by CukieMonster May 25, 2016

peacocking

She makes you open your legs, dangles your cock and then makes you piss from the right leg to the left leg giving the sense that you are revealing your feathers therefore making it the peacock!

Guy: I'm better than you!

Girl: Shut up before I start peacocking you!

by SnowMuffinz September 2, 2012

peacocking

The art of shooting a pea with your cock

I was peacocking yesterday and this girl came in and I hit her in the eye! It was totally rad!

by JuicyJizzle September 15, 2010

peacockery

wearing bright or colorful clothes, jewelry, or other accessories when trying to pick up some booty

dude 1: "man, i'm good at talking to chicks but sometimes it's hard just to get their attention."
dude 2: "try using a little peacockery."

by mkaaay July 9, 2010

peacocker

A person whos truck is worth more than his house.

"that guys got a real nice truck, he must be a peacocker."

by JERKFACE63 September 24, 2017

Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

by tagny taggart February 21, 2011

Petcock

The sexual act, where two homosexuals use their pet rooster to pleasure each other.

Hey, have you guys tried the petcock? It's great

by Anal_thruster December 21, 2017