Pat Raftered

Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning there is a lot of congestion in one specific area.

Can be used to describe any incidence where there is congestion e.g. "The Bus was Pat Raftered today"

by LanceSmith October 17, 2008

pat-a-cake

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.

"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."

by FrickDisease May 13, 2022

Pat drunk

Pat Drunk: getting so drunk you say things you don't mean...and mean things you don't say....

Example:
#1 you told that girl you loved her last night!
#2. I know dude...I didn't mean it at all...I was Pat drunk....

by Patrick Crebbles December 28, 2013

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P

charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.

by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

pat kiloran

the worst member of milkk.
his fans all say they hate him but deep down he's a sweetheart and we all love him (but we won't admit that.)

stream headrush

pat kiloran sux

by milkkie April 3, 2019

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018