Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

Pasiva

A homosexual man who is ONLY a bottom.

He's just a boy but he's a Pasiva

Make him try to top, he'll cry.

by haarryblack May 16, 2016

pairyhussy

A phrase that will usually accompany tigobitties. Defines the physical appearance of a females genitalia. An unshaven presentation.

She got some tigobitties and a pairyhussy.

by nocturnal_maneuvers July 5, 2006

AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??

Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010

Pasian

noun: someone who is or is said to be "part-Asian";the word can also be used to describe people who come from the imaginary world called Pasia, were all good looking Pasian supposedly come from.the word is mostly referred to people who are mostly half Caucasian and half Asian, or supposedly is;Pasians are mostly very good looking, bangin, tapable, and/or hot, and posses a FTW(for the win) body, therefore giving the word a positive, yet a bit perverted conotation.

damn man, that girl has to be pasian, shes hot!

by Joeeeee Solinap December 9, 2007