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The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.
"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."
by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022
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Bobby Feeno Paradox

The urge that many athletes feel to quit their careers and become rappers, and vice versa.
Drake wants to play for the Raptors so bad… he’s proof that the Bobby Feeno Paradox is real.
by TR1P 9 April 18, 2022
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Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
by Woocon June 2, 2022
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The Dick Rider Paradox

If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"
Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox
by Indyz September 30, 2022
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pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"
by Cunningle January 16, 2023
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paradox

When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.
Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".
by Saint BB September 28, 2020
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CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.
"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"
by NoMoney July 13, 2012
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