mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

pickle-slit

Another awesome word for "vagina."

Dude, I'd give my left dick to fuck her pickle-slit.

by BMV March 15, 2008

Pickle Bread

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

by Pickle Bread July 1, 2009

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

college packer

A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.

"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel

by RJDG-Fanatic May 14, 2016

booty pickle

When you take a poo and a long turd is dangling out of your anus that refuses to let go.

Sarah, straining over the toilet: "Ow! I wish this booty pickle will just let go!"

by borange97 November 20, 2016