When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.
Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

person 1: If you don't gethcho cheese burger built ass outta here im boutta toss you in the oven and set it to 650 degrees cuhhhhhh
person 2: alright man
person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!
person 2: alright man
person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!
by Stevie magoose November 20, 2018

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.
by lolmycomet December 17, 2019

The process of trapping gas under a snuggie and wraping an unsuspecting victim into it inturn trapping them in a gas filled prison. Variation on a Dutch Oven.
by hatesdirtydancing December 29, 2009

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.
by June2010 October 9, 2018

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.
Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

Much like the dutch oven, except that you use an unused bathroom as the target.
Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.
Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.
That girl took me home, but I was so logged up that I had to pull an AZ oven on her.
I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.
I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.
by tankboy2k August 16, 2006
