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Onion salad 

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
Onion salad by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017

onion flavored rings 

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."

"Onion" Cry 

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
"Onion" Cry by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Onion dungeon 

Smelly vagina:Stinky pussy
I tried to fuck that bitch last night but she got that onion dungeon
Onion dungeon by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020

Onion Lady 

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?
Onion Lady by AsianLemon May 9, 2020

Onion Sack 

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.