Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.

Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!

by Angledrawers August 9, 2018

step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 24, 2013

step bee

A mod in the datarxz discord server who gets mad at everything and mutes people for criticizing him lmao

discord member: hey step bee you suck as mod

step bee: ?mute sexlord99 stfu

by justdia October 29, 2020

Crab Step

The awkward diagonal forward step a man takes to unstick his scrotum from his inner thigh.

My sack was stuck to my thigh so I had to take a crab step.

by Dr.JT February 23, 2011