Meet or Greet

Select your choice motherfucker

Welcome to my meet or greet motherfucker, you gotta choose

by BlainaCipher May 6, 2019

No Nosed Meeting

A meeting that is of extreme importance and solemnity. So solemn and business like is this meeting that it is required that you remove you nose before the minutes are taken.

Endorphous quickly removed his nose before he entered the No Nosed Meeting. Failure to remove ones nose in front of the very important business men would result in losing face.

by mfseed September 27, 2010

Meet the Fockers

I'll admit it's a funny movie, but it makes fun of gays way too much. Stupid homophobic people..

"Gaylord Focker" - need I say anything else? Meet the Fockers is more for homophobics than anyone else.

by SomeBadJoke July 28, 2006

Business Meeting

Passing around a large amount of hard liquor (typically a fifth or a full handle) in a circle or large formation of people, insinuating a "business meeting."

"Dude I just got a handle of Barbarossa, lets have a business meeting."

by pjmerk December 2, 2016

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

man meeting

A masculine version of a girl talk.

Person 1: Where did thoes two guys go?
Person 2: Oh, they are having a man meeting right now.

by sassy_pants November 30, 2009

club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE

by impetty January 19, 2018