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Book learn'in

What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.

Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?

Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?

Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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Queen Book

An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.
"Shut up Ross you read Queen Books" as in gay magazines? Dafuq?
by Queen Book September 3, 2013
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book of manz

Book of manz💤
Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything

Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules
When a manz doesn’t folllow the rules-book of manz
by Oscar.uchiha June 4, 2018
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book club

A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.
Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.
by margarita librarian September 23, 2009
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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies
by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009
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School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public
Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.
by ryanosborne November 11, 2009
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