vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.

Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?

by Kavanor June 9, 2021

Vomit nozzle

Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.

Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.

by _ScubaNinja_ March 7, 2018

TikTok Vomit

When one or more friends are removed from the conversation but still within earshot, and all you hear are the same tiktoks repeated over and over again.

Damn, she's been tiktok vomiting for over an hour now should someone go see if she is okay?

by jtny166 November 24, 2019

Eagle Vomit

A montreal pop/punk band known for their claims to be a thrash band and interesting stage antics.

(Also known as "EV" for short)

I heard at the Eagle Vomit show last night, the lead singer smashed an avocado against his face!

by Nexi October 14, 2011

vagina vomit

secretions that come out of a womans' reproductive organs.

Sally's panties have a crusty brown spot and I don't think it's poop.It must be vagina vomit.

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.

I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Mouth Vomit

The discrete regurgitation or vomiting of food, drink or bile into ones mouth then swallowing it again so as to not draw attention to ones self.

Dave: "Dude, you're looking a bit squirrel faced."
Jay: "Yeah, I just had a little mouth vomit. Maybe I need to lay off the Schnapps."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010