a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
by dave4817 December 04, 2003
by RickerMan July 25, 2005
"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen September 26, 2007
by merc from y.k May 11, 2008
Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
by NorthHauk June 03, 2015
A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
by StanCan January 21, 2007
a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 19, 2008