omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters

Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead

by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009

Omelette

me, i am omelette

"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"

by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018

Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.

I just made a mouth omelet.

by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010

Rage-ometer

The measure of rage accomplished in a single night. Deciding factors include the amount of alcohol consumed, people fucked, and poor decisions made.

Dude, last night was a perfect 10 on the rage-ometer.

Rage-ometer set, let's rage.

by Addalicia June 2, 2011

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018

Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005

tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.

yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah

by xdementia August 28, 2007