Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

by SMD111 July 2, 2017

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Patient Funk

This all-encompassing term is used to describe any one of the many contagions, odors or bodily fluids that potentially fester upon a patient (typically a physical therapy patient). When a particularly rampant cold spreads through a healthcare clinic, it can often be attributed to "patient funk." When one's sweater smells like feet after a hard day's work, blame patient funk. When a foul odor wafts through the waiting room, across the gym, and into the charting room, one can be sure there is patient funk to be shared...

Thing 1: Dude, what's this brown crusty stuff on my khakis?
Thing 2: Ten bucks says it's patient funk. Hope it's not poo.

or

Thing 2: I've had this cough for 3 months now. WTF?
Thing 1: Yeah, you got patient funk from that shoulder patient who came in with pneumonia in January.

by Dr. Evil 518 May 21, 2011

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Funk Bounce

When a baseball bounces akwardly at an unexpected angle off of an outfield wall. The F.B. is considered advantageous to the batter because it usually confuses the outfielder's defensive response.

that ball looks like it is curving into the corner, hopefully it wil take a funk bounce.

by tmarble September 9, 2005

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funk barrel

a messy or foul smelling room or space usually but not restricted to being inhabited by males

I took one step into the boys locker room and was like "What died in here?...Get me outta this funk barrel."

"Seriously?...Your room is like a funk barrel."

by ColeyT September 13, 2011

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