OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.

Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020

Obsessed

A term that many people now use when to describe their emotions when they really like a particular product and find themselves thinking about it and enjoying using it.

"I'm obsessed with the new Japanese restaurant downtown and ate there twice this week."

"I'm obsessed with how my lips look with this new lip gloss on them."

"I'm obsessed with the Birkenstocks that we saw yesterday and am going to go buy a pair."

by slayadragon May 9, 2022

I’m obsessed with tvd

Go get therapy now cause I’m obsessed too

Girl 1: I’m obsessed with tvd.

Girl 2: what’s tvd?

Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.

Girl 2: go get therapy.

by vcidsprkr November 27, 2020

Obsession

It isn't a fucking obsession.

Hym "You are demonizing one and fucking disproportionately the other. And when I point that out... You gaslight me by obfuscating what constitutes a relationship. That isn't obsession. That's you being a piece of shit. And you doing that is why just murder the kids and kill yourself. You can't be reasoned with. You don't care about what is true or not. Which is why I am a staunch advocate for both school shootings and global genocide. We just need to hit the cosmic reset button."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024