woke nonsense

A word made up by crybaby consies to justify them bashing non-white, disabled, gay, and trans people simply for existing. Joke’s on them though because we reclaimed that phrase already lol.
Person A: Look at this woke nonsense on a kid’s show!
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!

Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-
by Yeplol August 30, 2023
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Woke Criminal

A war criminal that doesn't discriminate based on race, gender or religion
"Did you hear they just appointed the first transgender latino CIA director and that the US Army is painiting its new stealth bomber with the LGBTQ+ flag?"

"They're such a bunch of woke criminals"
by K3lgar April 18, 2021
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Woke Privilege

A state of amplified self righteousness, achieved though an unconscious desire to identify with oppressed cultural groups, that justifies snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.
Eben had always been somewhat tactless, but getting an A in his women's literature course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.
by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021
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woke check

When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
by leep_73 June 26, 2018
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walking-woke

(wô'king'wōk) n. a person who has the uncanny ability to not think when woke ideology is questioned, disregarded, or under attack. When provoked, their zombie-like qualities takeover and they have been known to do anything to devour anyone who has the ability to think and is immune to woke propaganda. These individuals are not very strong when alone but when they are in a horde they can be a formidable force of destruction and mayhem.
I said, "Hello sir" to a 37 year old man named Richard who, I did not realize, felt like a woman today. The walking-woke amassed a group. Now, I have no job, am blacklisted from society, have been labeled a Nazi, and my family and I are being threatened with physical violence on a daily basis. I have been notified that this is the right thing to do since I am intolerant and not woke.
by HotCupofJoe September 05, 2023
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Woke Male

A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.
Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️

Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.

Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???

Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr

Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*

Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!

Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*
by jamnieh March 09, 2021
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Woke Supremacy

A phrase coined by American Senator Tim Scott. Generally refers to the belief that the opinions of far-left people are more important or valid than those of people with opposing views. Woke supremacists frequently target racial and sexual minorities who disagree with them such as, Coleman Hughes, Thomas Sowell, Blair White, and Cubans who voted for Trump.
In another egregious example of woke supremacy, Chelsea Handler forced 50 Cent to not vote for Trump.
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