half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 29, 2008

Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D May 31, 2004

Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.

Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness

by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015

half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 24, 2023

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016