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Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
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UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.
Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”
by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021
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Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage
Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce
by Arandombrit September 6, 2021
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Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children
Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce
by Jexma September 14, 2021
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mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )
Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
by Gutterpress February 18, 2022
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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.
"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"
by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023
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