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November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
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Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
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Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
by maccymac November 5, 2019
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Whoopi-Stain

A stain left on any surface after sexual activities. aka. sad, lost, and forgotten spermies
The only traces we found were wine and whoopi-stains.
by the grimm November 6, 2011
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muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.
I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina
by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .
Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.
by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018
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