Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Phone-mo

Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice

God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram

by Etravels June 20, 2018

ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 29, 2018

Fun Phone

Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...

I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...

by FrankL69 December 27, 2014

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

Phone Boy

When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.

"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"

by Masek November 22, 2018

Phone Sucker

Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.

The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".

I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!

Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?

by buggerritt August 22, 2012