Nacho Puncher

When a dude during same sex intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man's ball sack and asshole. (This substance is referred to as smegma.) Then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his penis.

Guy 1: Wow, I am so sore from last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we Nacho Punched for hours.

or
Guy 1: We should try the Nacho Puncher.
Guy 2: Sure, I heard it was great at extending your penis.

by Rogue And N.A.S.A December 13, 2010

sloppy nacho

when a girl is on her period, you shit on her pussy and then jack off and cum on it. Then you eat her out until its all gone.

John- how was that sloppy nachos last weekend?
Trent- they were so good.

John- how good was it?
Trent- they were so good, she's still cleaning it up

Ethan- duuuuUuuuuuuuude that's sick!

by yeeeah!! April 22, 2010

dirty nacho

the at of when a male leaves a boule movement on a female's chest and engages in an act of sexual intercourse with the pile on her chest.

Baby, I'll give you real pleasure. Let me give you a dirty nacho.

by The Truth May 13, 2005

Moldy nachos

A fluffy eloquent young fellow who is quite saucy and tends to misuse acronyms.

And then Moldy Nachos said, "Nicole, I ily you."

by Ilikefruitsnacks November 5, 2011

Rusty Nachos

When a person takes a nacho chip, shoves it up a girl's ass, leaves it there for a few days, not allowing her to crap. Then force feeds her tons of laxatives, forcing her to diarrhea out the chip, then eating the chip.

I was craving some Mexican recently, but I felt like regular nachos was lame, so I made some rusty nachos with my bitch.

by The_Goblin_King September 15, 2010

Nigger nachos

Microwaved chips and cheese

"Man I'm really craving some nigger nachos right now frank where's the chips and cheddar cheese"

by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator May 15, 2022

irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.

After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos

by Rhykno April 27, 2006