myspace stalker 

that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.

to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.

myspace stalker by JT the man April 12, 2008

Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is taken in one's room while one is looking at something uninteresting and unknown to the viewer, for the purpose of posting on myspace. These pictures are taken by one's self and often only include half of the face, the bangs, an eyeball, etc.

People who take Myspace Pictures are really cool. I wish I could take a Myspace Picture like that, but I can never get the camera angle right.

Myspace Picture by Ladle Adle November 15, 2005

Myspace Angle 

A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.

Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"

Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her

Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.

Myspace Angle by Greg Hartley, August 17, 2006

myspacers 

People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores

Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.

myspacers by Sammers <33 March 13, 2009

myspace hate

the act of vehemently hating someone solely based on their idiotic myspace profile. For instance, you are bored at work browsing profiles and you come across a page that makes you want to vomit in your mouth. The sheer thought of actually meeting this person in real life makes you want to pack up and move to Antarctica pronto. But also, the thought of the profile becoming private also upsets you because you will no longer be able to get the satisfaction of continuing your myspace hate

Dude, I have so much myspace hate for Holly. Did you see her recent update? What a moron! An idiot! An imbecile! But um yeah, I will continue to check her page every day to further fuel this myspace hate that gives me my fuel for the day

myspace hate by BabyEagleOne August 13, 2008

myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating

Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!

myspaceturbating by anonympous January 26, 2009

myspace pda 

MySpace Public Display of Affection
When everything you post has to deal with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Includes:
-Every bulletein you post is about your bf/gf.
-Your display name includes your bf/gfs name. (Such as bill's girl or sally <3's bill.)
-You have a whole album dedicated to pictures of them.
-Your status always has something about your bf/gf. (such as bill and I are hanging out. so loves him!)

Girl 1: Brittany is totally myspace pdaing.
Girl 2: Yeah, i heard she posted a blog about him.
Girl 1: well, im not going to tell her i made out with him at that party. She might murder me.

myspace pda by folie a duex January 28, 2009