A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.
Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.
by Cookiel August 19, 2007
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2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"
Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006
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Get the Myspace mug.A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.
40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"
Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."
TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."
TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
by duh13 July 6, 2009
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"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009
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2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.
3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.
4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.
5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.
6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"
7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.
"Are you Daphne from myspace?"
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
"Yes I am."
"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"
"Photoshop"
"...."
by akatsuki2132 October 15, 2008
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