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MySpace

1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information.

2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.
Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"

Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"
by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006
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A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.
40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"

Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."

TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
by duh13 July 6, 2009
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The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.
"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"

"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."
by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009
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A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.
LOL! they just found out who made that myspace.
by skater hot dude man November 24, 2007
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The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.
Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!
by JKKC January 12, 2008
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Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
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A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
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