mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Talkin' Mustache

Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.

"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."

by n053b133d September 4, 2011

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016

Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 5, 2016