juice mouse

A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.

He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse.

by Mighty Maus August 1, 2007

mouseiphintitis

a disease that makes body parts smaller than they should be, the exact opposite of elephantitis

troy has the smallest dick ever! he must have mouseiphintitis

by k mizzle for izzle January 16, 2005

mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

mouse bitch

A bitch with a squeaky voice.

Guy 1: Look at that mouse bitch.

by yung hitta December 23, 2015

skater mouse

Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

mouse in your pocket

Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.

"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jack Bard October 10, 2008

Shithouse mouse

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.

After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"

by Digital Logic May 27, 2003