Morbif

The act of dropping a marshmallow into a campfire.

"Morbif the marshmallow."

by FlashBongo2020 July 10, 2020

blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.

Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.

by JJMcJ February 9, 2010

morning goblin

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007

cyber mobbing

When people use social media to gang up on someone, because they don't agree with their beliefs or lifestyle.

Jean was the victim of cyber mobbing, when she became a gay rights activist in her rural town.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

Good Morning Gamers

Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.

Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?

In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.

by bamboomaster September 9, 2019

mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003

One Morning Stand

A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...

Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"

by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006