A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
by MswampthangW September 1, 2009
Get the Situational Mooch mug.When you celebrate being with your significant other every month. But before completing a year together, it would just be a monthiversary.
When you celebrate your 1st Anniversary on the 15th of June, July 15th would be your 13th Anni-Monthiversary because it's 12 months + 1 month.
by Ranshan Gomez October 16, 2009
Get the Anni-Monthiversary mug.The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
by Mr Special November 2, 2018
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Friend: are you excited for 18 months?
Me: yes of course!
2021~
Me: well since when was 18 months 5 years 😩
Friend: are you excited for 18 months?
Me: yes of course!
2021~
Me: well since when was 18 months 5 years 😩
by Katiexoxo467 January 15, 2021
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by SicilianHustler May 19, 2022
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