Mommy vibes 

This is basically what someone would say to you if you have a nice seductive mommy voice

Mommy vibes
Mommy

Mommy vibes by NIGUS July 16, 2022

Mommy baked cookie 

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

Mommy baked cookie by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

mommy hours by bawtx May 12, 2011

Mommy Tank Mafia 

Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.

“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”

Mommy Tank Mafia by LilyDeflower January 19, 2020

Mommy Bahonka Milkers 

HUGE TIDDIES PREFERABLY KYLIE’S

Eli: OH MY GOD KYLIE UR TITS ARE HUGE THEY ARE MOMMY BAHONKA MILKERS

Mommy Bahonka Milkers by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Mommy Guge 

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

Mommy Guge by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

Mommy Nessa 

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast

Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it

Mommy Nessa by Shahj928 May 14, 2021