Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Moist Duccy

Its Simply just the most holy thing ever

Oh wow look at the Moist Duccy hes ready for Uncle Mark

by Afrocant June 16, 2019

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

Moist raisin

A sweet nice girl who turned into a slut

Yeah she's a real moist raisin now that' she's in college

by 69er August 21, 2016

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007