Montystein

Refers to action of taking smaller amounts of money that is left around by people. This can be in dollar bills or change, or a combination of both. The "classic" is $2, but it can be any amount.

Can be used as a verb or adverb.

I can't find my $2 I left for the paperboy. I've been montysteined.

I need some money. Maybe I will montystein this $.25 from the game of quarters last night.

I did not montystein you, the wind must have blown away your money you left under Heineken Light bottle.

I learned how to montystein from mikespace.

That kid is such a montystein.

by Mario Lemieux December 26, 2008

Montyism

Threatening to kill yourself in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy from your peers.

Michael commuted montyism the other night again. Nobody cared.

by iSlayAllDay July 31, 2016

Monty

A lifeless person who does not care for anything but himself, he is very picky and disagrees with everything that isn’t his own. Stay away from Monty because he’s a cunt.

Monty over there is a prick, stay away

by Archieisthebest January 15, 2020

Monty is a cat

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Monty is a cat

by Heybakababes April 19, 2021

Magen Monty

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, she's kind, amazing, and beautiful. No-one has ever met a better person, or ever will. She is the definition of perfect.

"hey dude,"

"yea?"

"I just met Magen Monty, have you ever? shes SICKNASTYBRA"

by Waddlesyouramazingbestfriend November 12, 2011

Black Monty

A mixed drink consisting of rum and grape juice.

Hey man pour me up a Black Monty I’m trying to turn up!

by Johnny “J-Hop” Hop June 19, 2023

twt user metyoubysuprise

coolest kid on the block!!! she will always be nice to u and always sends cute gifs!!!!!!! very fun 2 be friends with

boy twt user metyoubysuprise is really fun, i wanna be her friend!!

by cool kid L October 16, 2020