When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 June 10, 2011
Get the Missouri Flap Jack Surprise mug.A small city in Missouri that has more churches than stop signs. Seriously, the rule of 3 applies to churches in this shithole. Good luck if you're gay or liberal.
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This state is quite beautiful and rich in its scenery. It is covered in oak and cedar trees and has many small bodies of water that you look into and see nothing but the color brown… and maybe the occasional tadpole or naked hillbilly. The human population of Missouri ranges widely in character, all the way from the busy, healthily socialized city-folk to the confused country citizens, who can’t quite decide on their morals and fall somewhere within the category of city-dipped redneck that smokes weed while reading the Bible and wears camouflage shirts with skinny jeans and hand-me-down tennis shoes. If you are an out-of-towner and are passing through, expect to see at least three churches per quarter-mile and potentially a revival going on in the courthouse parking lot. The older Missouri citizens are focused solely on Jesus, the teenagers are way into guns and trucks and losing their virginity between the ages of 13 and 16, and the children like to go hunting with their daddies mount pictures of bloody deer carcasses all over their houses. They could easily be mistaken for their own species of wildlife, in the sense that out-of-town hunters might shoot them because they're so annoying and then tell the authorities, "Woops I thought he was a deer... I mean look at the amount of back hair on him. You would have made the same mistake." And the authorities would believe him. Missouri people are either conservative Christians or sluts on meth. There is NO in between.
Small child: "Mom, how come there is no racial diversity here and why do people ask me what church I go to before they even ask me my name?"
"Mother: "Why Jimmy, we're in Missouri!"
"Mother: "Why Jimmy, we're in Missouri!"
by alvacad0 August 3, 2013
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Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
"I cruise in the passing lane" -Typical driver from Springfield, Missouri
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
by Discovered Froyo December 20, 2010
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2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.
2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.
If you come to Springfield Missouri you will be rejected unless you have enough money to impress the right people. Regardless, you will be the subject of their gossip; there is nothing else to do in Springfield Missouri.
by Marrooned in Springfield November 22, 2011
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.
Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"
by Custhburgh November 1, 2008
Get the Missouri baby step mug.Missouri really is not that bad. The southwest bit is absolutely beautiful in the fall. With the rollings Ozark hills, the leaves look incredible. Plus, there are the gorgeous lakes: Table Rock Lake, Lake Taneycomo, Bull Shoals Lake, and (the notoriously filthy) Lake of the Ozarks. The Lake of the Ozarks is kind of gross (and is not located near Branson, contrary to popular belief), but the rest of Missouri's lakes are clean and beautiful.
The people are great. Sure, some are a little bit red-neckish, but you get rednecks in every state. Take a look at Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Aren't one of those states trying to outlaw interracial marriage? Come on, now. People in Missouri are friendly and neighborly.
And as for everyone saying that most of Missouri is illiterate... don't you think that's a bit pompous of you? Missouri has one of the best high schools in the country (Clayton High School) and has numerous other good, prestigious private schools. Not only that, but Mizzou has really great programs.
The people are great. Sure, some are a little bit red-neckish, but you get rednecks in every state. Take a look at Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Aren't one of those states trying to outlaw interracial marriage? Come on, now. People in Missouri are friendly and neighborly.
And as for everyone saying that most of Missouri is illiterate... don't you think that's a bit pompous of you? Missouri has one of the best high schools in the country (Clayton High School) and has numerous other good, prestigious private schools. Not only that, but Mizzou has really great programs.
Boy: Did you hear that Mississippi has the lowest average test scores in the country? Missouri has average test scores when compared the the rest of the country.
by Literate Missourian April 30, 2011
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