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Millennial, a reference to the properly named Generation Y, is a derogatory nickname given to those born between 1981-1994. Every resentful thing said about this generation by those that are either from a previous generation or those of the generations that follow Gen Y are actually psychological projections of the beliefs they hold about themselves and their own generation(s). Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

"Millennials". Are the scapegoat generation for the Boomers and their greed, Xr's and their apathy and Gen Z's of their ignorance and conformist, non-questioning, hedonistic, self-righteous attitudes.

At least Millennials can own up to and learn from previous mistakes, whether those be their own, that of their forebears or those who come after them.

Gen Y is the generation of "Why?" The most important question of all, the second being "How?".

If you aren't a millennial than it sucks to be you. At least we know who we are.
Those damned millennials, always questioning authority and preconceived notions on the world and how it ought to be and why it's the way it is. Sitting in their parents basement because their parents generation were a bunch of greedy ***** and searching for the truth and answers on how to make the world a better place for those tome come (Hi there Gen Z)
by Amicus_SicSemperTyrannis July 22, 2022
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Millennial fine

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How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
"Hey, how are you?!"
"Oh you know... Millennial fine🤷 ♀️"
by Opalescent September 12, 2022
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Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Millennialize

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To translate a Gen Z term or phrase to a Millennial’s level of understanding.
Cora: That outfit is so slay!!

Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!
by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2023
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The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023
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Millennial Aspirin

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It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023
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Millennial boomer

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A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.
Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023
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