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Mitch Mitchell

The most underrated drummer of all time. He was sadly overshadowed by Jimi Hendrix, whom he performed with until Hendrix's abrupt death. However, his drumming expertise still shines in some of Hendrix's songs, such as "Hey Joe" and "All Along The Watchtower."
Also, for the record, "Mitch" was not actually his first name. His legal name was John Graham Mitchell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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JW Mitchell High School

Shitty ass school of hicks that specializes in being ass at everything. Football team is kinda ass and they suck. Fuck mitchell
Me: “JW Mitchell High School fucking sucks”
Mitchell student: “we know”
by Awesome guy 8000 August 30, 2022
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Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man
by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022
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Maddison Mitchell

Maddi is the grooviest, coolest, wooliest and swaggy raggy person you will ever meet ever in your life. She is super based and you should always trust her opinions because she is always right. If anyone is ever disagrees with Maddi they are wrong no matter what it's about >:(
"Yo did you see Maddison Mitchell over there haw haw"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
by P R N C S S L H G June 8, 2023
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Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.
I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching
by sneaking man June 12, 2023
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pulling a mitchell

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!

How often do you pull a Mitchell?

I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015
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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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