melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions

"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."

by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos

Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again

by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Melvin

“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀

“Woah Melvin and Kyle are NUTSY and reAd eachothers mInds to often , EW WTF THEIR GiNGER”

by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019

Melvin Style

The sharing of personal Snapchat conversations with other ppl through the taking of screenshots and whatnot .

I sent that chat to him, Melvin style.

by Ita's Jujuman October 9, 2023

Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022