Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

Brajmus Maximus

The Brajmus Maximus is the highest level of Braj you can achieve. Generally compared to a god, the minors of the Brajmus Maximus or his friends being the Demigod of the Braj God. Usually acts of good friendship or being a true Braj lead to Brajmus Maximus level. There can only be one Brajmus Maximus in every friend group.

"Yo Broje, thanks for being a true Braj. I believe that promotes you to the new level."

"I am the Brajmus Maximus."

by ShroomBraj April 9, 2013

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

by nylonthingy February 26, 2023

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Kekius maximus

One who takes it up the ass (maximus as in gluteus maximus, and kek, slang for penis)

He is such a “kekius maximus”

by terezisvantatas December 31, 2024

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022