Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

by RazerT December 12, 2010

mass vax

The event that takes place when multiple fuck sticks are attempting to be vaccinated

I was waiting in line at the mass vax to get my shot

by Mainiyak May 4, 2021

twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 28, 2009

mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

Go Mass

A dumbass. A big dumb fucking idiot. An absolute buffoon. Someone who is figuratively brainless and lacks any sort of common sense.

“I can’t believe Kyle thought it would be a good idea to drop kick an orphan.”
“Yeah, he’s such a go mass.”

by Jhondoboy6 April 1, 2020