Martin

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

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Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

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Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

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Martin

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

Martin by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024