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Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
by C J F September 12, 2008
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Murching

The act of position one's anus or vagina over an erect penis, in anticipation of the moment of deep penetration.
Sally quickly starting murching over John's penis, waiting for him to insert it.
by Julznova November 17, 2009
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matching grass

a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.
dude wanna go match some grass
by thize chizeat April 7, 2003
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glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.
Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.
by tory borty August 27, 2013
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Marshing

Marshing (Extreme Marshmallowing): The art of catching a marshmallow in your mouth in the most physically creative way possible.
Jannet and Bertrice went to town for a good old fashion Marshing, Jannet caught a marshmallow in her mouth after resting it on a jet plane that took off for battle against alien invaders, eventually the marshmallow fell off the back of the plane that then fell directly into her mouth.
by Wonderwood July 12, 2011
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matching flannels

When a girl is dating another girl they may wear matching flannels to hint at it!!
Hey did you see Erica and Simone wearing those matching flannels today? What a cute couple!
by Userhasit November 1, 2018
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Matching Luggage

When two peaople both have bags under their eyes from lack of sleep.
We have matching luggage.
by iknouluvmi April 28, 2010
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