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Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.
Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back
by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010
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mandem on the blocc

oio i u mandem on the blocc
by wagwan tesco January 28, 2018
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Mandelier

A prank performed by doing a naked handstand infront of a door using one of your feet to knock on the door, letting the person who opens it gaze at your meat in all its dangeling glory.
Jared was punched in the balls while giving Humberto a mandelier.
by SkinnyDragoon March 15, 2011
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Wagwan in a Mandem

Street translation of, 'What's going on?' and a collective expression of disapproval
What do you mean our table isn't reasdy? Wagwan in a mandem!?
by Bidders_D September 19, 2016
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manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.
Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd
by Naples pap December 29, 2007
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mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.
Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.
by bkbroiler December 30, 2004
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Mandem

on june 20th of 2022 in wembley arena london, during the boyz’s concert deobis were given mandem as their own fandom name. Therefore, uk fans of the boyz can be called mandem!
Mandem will meet the boyz on their next tour in europe!
by Lee Sangyeon June 27, 2022
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