plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010

Death Magnetic

Metallica album released in 2008 which many saw as a redemption for Metallica as it was reminiscent of the thrash metal style which Metallica originally was. Suicide and Redemption is a fucking badass song.

DAMN DEATH MAGNETIC IS AMAZING

by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 6, 2018

Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 1, 2017

Wiener magnets

Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.

Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick

by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017

Slut Magnet

A glam rock metal band from American Samoa with hit titles such as "Fa'afafine Sucked My Weenie" and "Condom in a Hat".

She totally cheated on her boyfriend with the lead signer(s) of slut magnet.

by Slut Magnet Front Man May 9, 2014

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Clout Magnet

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.

Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019